Culinary Harassment

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Training day.  Just because we know how to do something does not mean that we do it well.  To stand out in the crowd one’s actions are not simply enough.  More than leading by an example is needed.  When we elevate motivational thinking of another person through our positive action, we inspire a seed of creativity.  Potential birth of awesome.  I want to make the best croissant I possibly can.  Not the best one in the world, but the one that will make a person close their eyes and remember home……..unless they had a fucked up childhood……in which case they should have a bagel….or cerial….you know what, forget it, just fucking skip breakfast and have a smoke and a cigarette! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies  #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam

Training day. Just because we know how to do something does not mean that we do it well. To stand out in the crowd one’s actions are not simply enough. More than leading by an example is needed. When we elevate motivational thinking of another person through our positive action, we inspire a seed of creativity. Potential birth of awesome. I want to make the best croissant I possibly can. Not the best one in the world, but the one that will make a person close their eyes and remember home……..unless they had a fucked up childhood……in which case they should have a bagel….or cerial….you know what, forget it, just fucking skip breakfast and have a smoke and a cigarette! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam

Banana Bread, inspired by the Lady in Love and passion for cooking.  One day this Lady will be mine.  - “Star Showers” - The overcast in your eyes compliments my burgundy skies/ you took my sunrise and bled it into Adriatic waters/ chiseled your name into the wall before you crossed the border to my soul/ snuck inside and took a stroll through my mind leaving me feel like I’m stuck on stupid/ Cupid got me fucked up off your smile/ and I’m shuffling in the seat looking for a seatbelt cause this will be a ride of monarch butterflies in formation stride flapping their wings like its last time they will be alive/ yet so much to live for/ bring forth the rough terrain and loosen up your chucks/ if we fall in love, let’s fall like we don’t give a fuck!/ tease the Aphrodite till Zeus gets us struck with lightning bolts/ it’s worth to feel the pain of thousand volts inside of my palm/ so as you dive into my stormy soul painting it with burst of colors, I will swim in your eyes until you cry burgundy/ I like the way you flirt with me/ bandit queen with six shooters/ who would dare to hurt us when they never felt the pain of life/ colliding with love/ covered in bruises with a wingspan of these city doves/ i would say I love you but I won’t/ the word isn’t heavy enough alone to burst into songs of joy/ so I’ll just be your gun slinger/ go ahead and fire off your warning shots and  burst your lips over me without lifting a finger of that kissing trigger/ cover me in splinters and thorns in your rose garden/ and watch me guard your wings cause I want to see you flying/ taking lead/ teaching our seeds to respect the air we breathe/ now feel my heart and tell me if you’re rockin’ to the same beat/  #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies  #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

Banana Bread, inspired by the Lady in Love and passion for cooking. One day this Lady will be mine. - “Star Showers” - The overcast in your eyes compliments my burgundy skies/ you took my sunrise and bled it into Adriatic waters/ chiseled your name into the wall before you crossed the border to my soul/ snuck inside and took a stroll through my mind leaving me feel like I’m stuck on stupid/ Cupid got me fucked up off your smile/ and I’m shuffling in the seat looking for a seatbelt cause this will be a ride of monarch butterflies in formation stride flapping their wings like its last time they will be alive/ yet so much to live for/ bring forth the rough terrain and loosen up your chucks/ if we fall in love, let’s fall like we don’t give a fuck!/ tease the Aphrodite till Zeus gets us struck with lightning bolts/ it’s worth to feel the pain of thousand volts inside of my palm/ so as you dive into my stormy soul painting it with burst of colors, I will swim in your eyes until you cry burgundy/ I like the way you flirt with me/ bandit queen with six shooters/ who would dare to hurt us when they never felt the pain of life/ colliding with love/ covered in bruises with a wingspan of these city doves/ i would say I love you but I won’t/ the word isn’t heavy enough alone to burst into songs of joy/ so I’ll just be your gun slinger/ go ahead and fire off your warning shots and burst your lips over me without lifting a finger of that kissing trigger/ cover me in splinters and thorns in your rose garden/ and watch me guard your wings cause I want to see you flying/ taking lead/ teaching our seeds to respect the air we breathe/ now feel my heart and tell me if you’re rockin’ to the same beat/ #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

To all my family and friends who celebrate, Eid Mubarak.  Familiji i  prijateljima koji slave, čestitam  Bajram Šerif Mubarek Olsun.  (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

To all my family and friends who celebrate, Eid Mubarak. Familiji i prijateljima koji slave, čestitam Bajram Šerif Mubarek Olsun. (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

Remember those Bananas I Caramelized in the pressure cooker with my son yesterday? Well today him and I are about to throw down on some Banana Bread! Mash those Banana babies up with some Cake Flour, Nutmeg, Ginger and Allspice.  Drizzle some Kraken Rum.  Throw a Yolk in it and pinch it with some Baking Soda and Fleur De Sal.  Than we made Merengue with Brown Sugar because this one still goes out to that bronze lady with rich smile and bed of Daises in her hair.  Once we commit to our feelings we have to drive that inspiration to the end, incorporating every drop of that feeling into the final product.  I believe that this is the best way in which I can keep my integrity to the very thing or person that motivated me. I can use these bananas in custard too for example and I can make it taste good.  But if I walk off the path which inspiration came from it will just be another dessert.  Making something with heart and soul, fully integrated into the food we are making, we create a great possibility of making that individual feel something other than taste, scent and texture. The comfort they experience, is undefinable.  For me that is the period at the end of a romance novel.  I dare you to write your own! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies  #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

Remember those Bananas I Caramelized in the pressure cooker with my son yesterday? Well today him and I are about to throw down on some Banana Bread! Mash those Banana babies up with some Cake Flour, Nutmeg, Ginger and Allspice. Drizzle some Kraken Rum. Throw a Yolk in it and pinch it with some Baking Soda and Fleur De Sal. Than we made Merengue with Brown Sugar because this one still goes out to that bronze lady with rich smile and bed of Daises in her hair. Once we commit to our feelings we have to drive that inspiration to the end, incorporating every drop of that feeling into the final product. I believe that this is the best way in which I can keep my integrity to the very thing or person that motivated me. I can use these bananas in custard too for example and I can make it taste good. But if I walk off the path which inspiration came from it will just be another dessert. Making something with heart and soul, fully integrated into the food we are making, we create a great possibility of making that individual feel something other than taste, scent and texture. The comfort they experience, is undefinable. For me that is the period at the end of a romance novel. I dare you to write your own! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

Seen this on ChefSteps.  So I figured my son can start stepping his game up.  My man on ChefSteps took bananas and threw them into pressure cooker to caramelize them. I adjusted his recipe and put 1/3 less of bananas and lowered salt while keeping rest of ingredients the same.  This cut the cooking time in half.  I love my pressure cooker! I make lot of food in it but this here is a new level for me.  Bananas come out so tender, you pop one in your mouth and you feel like you’re making out with an exotic woman with bronze skin tone and Daisies in her hair! Of course you don’t wait for them to cool down completely because a woman who wants to tango doesn’t wait for you to swoon her.  I haven’t made up my mind as far as how I want to take these babies.  I might keep not simple and make banana bread! But I’m certain some spoken word is comming out of it! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies  #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

Seen this on ChefSteps. So I figured my son can start stepping his game up. My man on ChefSteps took bananas and threw them into pressure cooker to caramelize them. I adjusted his recipe and put 1/3 less of bananas and lowered salt while keeping rest of ingredients the same. This cut the cooking time in half. I love my pressure cooker! I make lot of food in it but this here is a new level for me. Bananas come out so tender, you pop one in your mouth and you feel like you’re making out with an exotic woman with bronze skin tone and Daisies in her hair! Of course you don’t wait for them to cool down completely because a woman who wants to tango doesn’t wait for you to swoon her. I haven’t made up my mind as far as how I want to take these babies. I might keep not simple and make banana bread! But I’m certain some spoken word is comming out of it! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

Leaders are not born.  I am a leader and I was made.  I am molding my cooks out of the same fucking mold I was made in myself.  I am giving my cooks a healthy dose of tough love they deserve.  Look at those smiles!!!!! I was broken down, allowed myself to be striped off the false image I’ve created for myself through out of years of adolescence up until I chose to grow the fuck up.  The right of passage is a cold and dark alley we must go through, but it is achievable with success if we give it our best.  Last week was a hell week for us and today we reigned victorious!  It was a pleasure to fall back and put finishing touches on desserts while listening to my Pastry Cook in her early 20’s speak with volume in her voice, delegating work to interns while helping me monitor the quality of the product before it hit the presentation table.  She had those grown men and women running with complete obedience!  I am sincerely proud of her!  And I have given her so far most of what was given to me.  I made her a promise which I intend to keep.  She will be a force to be reckoned with if she continues to allow herself to stay coachable.  All this being said, don’t think about asking her to work for you, because I won’t let her leave our kitchen just like that.  Empowering men has been the greatest gift that keeps on giving.  Empowering a young woman……..Let me put it in Wu Tang terms…..”Protect Ya Neck”  Her name is Anastasia. @anastasia_g1  #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies  #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam

Leaders are not born. I am a leader and I was made. I am molding my cooks out of the same fucking mold I was made in myself. I am giving my cooks a healthy dose of tough love they deserve. Look at those smiles!!!!! I was broken down, allowed myself to be striped off the false image I’ve created for myself through out of years of adolescence up until I chose to grow the fuck up. The right of passage is a cold and dark alley we must go through, but it is achievable with success if we give it our best. Last week was a hell week for us and today we reigned victorious! It was a pleasure to fall back and put finishing touches on desserts while listening to my Pastry Cook in her early 20’s speak with volume in her voice, delegating work to interns while helping me monitor the quality of the product before it hit the presentation table. She had those grown men and women running with complete obedience! I am sincerely proud of her! And I have given her so far most of what was given to me. I made her a promise which I intend to keep. She will be a force to be reckoned with if she continues to allow herself to stay coachable. All this being said, don’t think about asking her to work for you, because I won’t let her leave our kitchen just like that. Empowering men has been the greatest gift that keeps on giving. Empowering a young woman……..Let me put it in Wu Tang terms…..”Protect Ya Neck” Her name is Anastasia. @anastasia_g1 #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam

This man on the right is my General.  My Captain, my Sergeant Major, and my First Sergeant wrapped up in in one.  I had walked into his bakery and made a choice to give my life to him for a year.  That year turned into three years so far and I do not see the end in sight.  He is my Master. If he says jump, I already know how high!  He has taught me in the past three years and given me more attention and devoted HIS time to me to help me grow.  A gift given to me by none other.    Some veterans seen me as a kiss ass because I follow his lead without hesitation, some are jealous because they see me grow while they lack courage to do the very same if they chose to, others have talked shit behind my back (including people who I gave my trust to) yet, I am still here, unfazed.  Now, this man can be an asshole and judgmental prick. Flat out disrespectful and at times I wonder why I don’t fucking quit this job and go elsewhere because I can not stand his character traits. But than when I get offered an opportunity to go work elsewhere I turn it down.  Why?  Because once I go for the interview I realize how fucking wealthy I am!!!  I love me some good ‘ol fat slice of a home made Humble Pie!  No wo/man is perfect.  I also have all those fucked up traits and personality, but I also give my all to my Pastry Cook who I made cry, who hated her place in the kitchen because of the raw truth i have said to her face and who is now my right hand woman and the bad ass little monster chef in the making. There are many Chefs, but this Exec is mine!  I have given myself to him by allowing myself to be coachable.  Only through stripping the layers of my own ego was I able to make it this far in my career. Choose the leader who will not only win battles, but who will teach you to master the craft.  Mine does this while holding the mirror in front of my face.  It is not fucking easy to face myself after all this time and look at the dumb fucking mistake I have made when I clearly know better.  I am not in this kitchen game to make friends or enemies.  I am here to live and recognize those who are my extended family members.  Its very simple.  Real recognize Real.

This man on the right is my General. My Captain, my Sergeant Major, and my First Sergeant wrapped up in in one. I had walked into his bakery and made a choice to give my life to him for a year. That year turned into three years so far and I do not see the end in sight. He is my Master. If he says jump, I already know how high! He has taught me in the past three years and given me more attention and devoted HIS time to me to help me grow. A gift given to me by none other. Some veterans seen me as a kiss ass because I follow his lead without hesitation, some are jealous because they see me grow while they lack courage to do the very same if they chose to, others have talked shit behind my back (including people who I gave my trust to) yet, I am still here, unfazed. Now, this man can be an asshole and judgmental prick. Flat out disrespectful and at times I wonder why I don’t fucking quit this job and go elsewhere because I can not stand his character traits. But than when I get offered an opportunity to go work elsewhere I turn it down. Why? Because once I go for the interview I realize how fucking wealthy I am!!! I love me some good ‘ol fat slice of a home made Humble Pie! No wo/man is perfect. I also have all those fucked up traits and personality, but I also give my all to my Pastry Cook who I made cry, who hated her place in the kitchen because of the raw truth i have said to her face and who is now my right hand woman and the bad ass little monster chef in the making. There are many Chefs, but this Exec is mine! I have given myself to him by allowing myself to be coachable. Only through stripping the layers of my own ego was I able to make it this far in my career. Choose the leader who will not only win battles, but who will teach you to master the craft. Mine does this while holding the mirror in front of my face. It is not fucking easy to face myself after all this time and look at the dumb fucking mistake I have made when I clearly know better. I am not in this kitchen game to make friends or enemies. I am here to live and recognize those who are my extended family members. Its very simple. Real recognize Real.

Gelato. Made with unicorn soul and angels tears inside of a cloud of creamy happiness! You ever read food descriptions like this? You pick up a menu and there is a chocolate cake under which it says creamy chocolate goodness with fluffy airy pillow under a river or saliva dripping filling….etc…. Just list the fucking flavors and textures and let the cake do it’s own work! Anyway……two more days till I can sleep more than 4 hours!!!! Right now I’m eating my breakfast! Some people wish they had it this good! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies  #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam

Gelato. Made with unicorn soul and angels tears inside of a cloud of creamy happiness! You ever read food descriptions like this? You pick up a menu and there is a chocolate cake under which it says creamy chocolate goodness with fluffy airy pillow under a river or saliva dripping filling….etc…. Just list the fucking flavors and textures and let the cake do it’s own work! Anyway……two more days till I can sleep more than 4 hours!!!! Right now I’m eating my breakfast! Some people wish they had it this good! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam

The right of passage.  I been here before.  The road has been the same ever since I’ve realized my role as a traveler in this life.  Trials and tribulations are luggage we all carry with us masked in Jansport and Louis Vuitton bags.  We have fast forwarded in time and morphed from ugly and confused teenagers into clowns ignoring the first signs of wrinkles and stains on our teeth. We all learned to eat pain and swallow our shame.  At the same time we have developed character traits which prove that we are the most dangerous animal walking the planet.  Lions don’t massacre gazelles because they don’t like them, in fact they are chefs likes us who also hunt!  They kill only when its time to feed and the pick the ones who are hurt, sick or just fucking dumb because apparently its delicious to them.  Us on the other hand……tell ourselves that we are original, unique, while following all the latest trends, fitting ourselves in the categories so that we can have someone to identify our insecurities with, while pointing fingers and removing mirrors from fancy frames replacing them with witty and clever shit someone else designed for us and walked away with our hard earned money.  And only few, very few stand the fuck up and scream “Fuck the World, Don’t Ask me For Shit, And Everything You Get You Gotta Work Hard For It.  Honey’s Shake Your Hips, Ya Don’t Stop, And N&%^# Pack The Clips Keep On.”  I have been running on two hours of sleep.  I know I should take better care of myself, true, I can make better choices for myself.  But so can many others I have spoken to recently who somehow also run on two hours of sleep and are killing themselves in kitchens at which they won’t even get a pat on the back, mind you, there are millions of zombies like us.  Why are we so different from the civilian population?  What drives a person to this field.  And by no means does one have to be insomniac, drug and alcohol user to identify with what I’m saying.  All you have to be is a crazy motherfucker who CHOSE this career and lives it whole heartedly… (Continued bellow) … (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

The right of passage. I been here before. The road has been the same ever since I’ve realized my role as a traveler in this life. Trials and tribulations are luggage we all carry with us masked in Jansport and Louis Vuitton bags. We have fast forwarded in time and morphed from ugly and confused teenagers into clowns ignoring the first signs of wrinkles and stains on our teeth. We all learned to eat pain and swallow our shame. At the same time we have developed character traits which prove that we are the most dangerous animal walking the planet. Lions don’t massacre gazelles because they don’t like them, in fact they are chefs likes us who also hunt! They kill only when its time to feed and the pick the ones who are hurt, sick or just fucking dumb because apparently its delicious to them. Us on the other hand……tell ourselves that we are original, unique, while following all the latest trends, fitting ourselves in the categories so that we can have someone to identify our insecurities with, while pointing fingers and removing mirrors from fancy frames replacing them with witty and clever shit someone else designed for us and walked away with our hard earned money. And only few, very few stand the fuck up and scream “Fuck the World, Don’t Ask me For Shit, And Everything You Get You Gotta Work Hard For It. Honey’s Shake Your Hips, Ya Don’t Stop, And N&%^# Pack The Clips Keep On.” I have been running on two hours of sleep. I know I should take better care of myself, true, I can make better choices for myself. But so can many others I have spoken to recently who somehow also run on two hours of sleep and are killing themselves in kitchens at which they won’t even get a pat on the back, mind you, there are millions of zombies like us. Why are we so different from the civilian population? What drives a person to this field. And by no means does one have to be insomniac, drug and alcohol user to identify with what I’m saying. All you have to be is a crazy motherfucker who CHOSE this career and lives it whole heartedly… (Continued bellow) … (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

🎶”Thirt and my boxers on!”🎶 It’s time to trim fat.  I need to loose some followers! But this is not why I am posting this.  Paul, @pauliecooks and  Erin @erinnsmealsinheels are not the only True Cooks out there who can flex their junk! Fuck that! Have you seen how much hate Erin got? I want some of that heat! Maybe I should write a poem! Here it is “Roses are red, balls are blue…..fuck you I have a Brass Monkey!” True Cook. To me that’s a person who enjoys fucking with food and creating good time with friends, family or even alone! Please tell me what does True Cook mean to you? Some people are taking this on a whole new level to the point of spewing hate and negative comments on other professionals profiles while claiming professionalism.  SMDH.  This is so funny to me.  Peace to my True Cooks Familija! And if we are in any sort of communication, than you’re my True Cook Fam!  From NYC, to West Coast, over the Pacific, across Asia and Europe! I love you all even if you unfollow me I will give you respect! Because that is what True Cooks I know would do.  Anyone made a Brass Monkey yet? Y’all sleeping!  #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies  #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)

🎶”Thirt and my boxers on!”🎶 It’s time to trim fat. I need to loose some followers! But this is not why I am posting this. Paul, @pauliecooks and Erin @erinnsmealsinheels are not the only True Cooks out there who can flex their junk! Fuck that! Have you seen how much hate Erin got? I want some of that heat! Maybe I should write a poem! Here it is “Roses are red, balls are blue…..fuck you I have a Brass Monkey!” True Cook. To me that’s a person who enjoys fucking with food and creating good time with friends, family or even alone! Please tell me what does True Cook mean to you? Some people are taking this on a whole new level to the point of spewing hate and negative comments on other professionals profiles while claiming professionalism. SMDH. This is so funny to me. Peace to my True Cooks Familija! And if we are in any sort of communication, than you’re my True Cook Fam! From NYC, to West Coast, over the Pacific, across Asia and Europe! I love you all even if you unfollow me I will give you respect! Because that is what True Cooks I know would do. Anyone made a Brass Monkey yet? Y’all sleeping! #culinaryharassment #truecooks #food #foodporn #fuckthatsdelicious #chefstalk #foodstagram #chef #pastrychef #cheflife #delicious #goodlooksforgoodcooks #love #foodphotogalleries #stackpaper #sweet #dessert #beautiful #favorite #whatwedo #foodgasm #foodpics #desserts #dessertporn #foodforfoodies #sweettooth #chocolate #feedthesoul #sorrywererealchefs #truecooksfam (at Culinary Harassment Kitchen)